$9.99
Cold beer... with a killer vibe. The Crystal Lake Can Cooler is a bloody good homage to horror’s most iconic campground and the masked menace who made it famous. Featuring a fictional Crystal Lake Brewing Co. logo with “Since 1980”, blood-drenched knives, and a hockey mask graphic, this neoprene koozie keeps your drink cold—even if the campsite gets a little... tense.
Material: Neoprene insulation to keep your beer safe (from heat, not from slashers)
Fit: Snug fit for standard 12oz cans
Design: Front-printed Crystal Lake Brewing Co. logo with horror-themed elements
Care Instructions: Hand wash preferred—don’t toss it in the lake
Ideal for horror fans, slasher collectors, or anyone whose movie nights involve cold brews and creepy forests. Just don’t run... or spill.