$21.99
You’ve heard of small-batch brewing—this one’s from the deep woods. The Crystal Lake Brewing Company T-Shirt features our fictional horror-themed brewery logo with bloody knives, a hockey mask, and “Since 1980”—because that’s when things got... stabby.
Printed in blood-red ink on your choice of black or navy ringspun cotton, this tee is the perfect fit for beer lovers, slasher fans, and anyone who prefers their craft beer with a side of “don’t go in there!”
Material: 100% ringspun cotton – soft enough to outrun your fears
Fit: Unisex cut for horror buffs, homebrewers, and survivors alike
Colors: Black or navy with red Crystal Lake Brewing Co. print
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don’t wear it near cursed lakes
Wear it to the brewery, the campsite, or your next horror movie marathon. Just maybe keep an eye on your surroundings.